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lorellei
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$6000 DOLLARS!!!
wow
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Procurator
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Ah-hahahahahahah! Man, that's gotta be the most uncomfortable chair on the planet.
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d4sh
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At least it'll supposedly make you look good while sitting down. 
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Bittype
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The Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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*Laughs.* Very nice. 
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That made me laugh. 
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lorellei
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All i'm going to say...
My god, that show really was bad ^^
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Sermyn
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It just didn't had CGI. That's all. Well, maybe actors were little bit lame too.
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Cool Dutch Coin
I like it
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d4sh
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Dutch stuff ftw!
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Gookin
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Joke:
What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?
The wheelchair!
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d4sh
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Silly!
Btw, we have 4302 registered members, we're huge!! :O
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jediken21
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:51 am Post subject: |
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| and out of 4 thousand you have 3 posting less often than regularly and a star wars fanboy posting once a month to greif. best, site, evar. |
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d4sh
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:14 am Post subject: |
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liek totallie
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