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Eminition
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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:18 am Post subject: Whitty quotes |
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Just for fun, let's post some funny quotes we've heard over the years
"Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish."
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TheTaxidermist
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Machinists are so intelligent that within a few minutes at mara c, they can train zionites to flag up and get their asses kicked.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Eminition wrote: | Just for fun, let's post some funny quotes we've heard over the years
"Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish." |
HAHAHA!! MAN THAT'S SO FUNN... uh.. hey I'm American 
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My contribution(s)
"Save a baby seal...Club a liberal"
"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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"trespassers will be shot....Survivors will be shot again."
Vice city
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Khaos
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Redeemer wrote: | "trespassers will be shot....Survivors will be shot again."
Vice city |
this one gave me a good laugh |
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TheTaxidermist
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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This is from a real batman comic 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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"Olink you're such a noob" -Khaos
Heard it so many times it's stuck in my head...
"Brb I'm just gonna take a shower" -Glitch
Heard this ALOT more
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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rofl tax, and im olink's bitch
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PoloSleor
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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"Buy Nintendo kids, or I'll drown a puppy." -NGC Magazine.
They came up with a list of quotes that 'Reggie' Fils-Aime (vice president of sales and marketing) could have said.
I keep remembering this one 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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"Mothers know everything."
NOT always true! me and my mom was cooking last night n she wanted to use a small pan for 2 pounds of hamburger and I kept telling her the pan wasnt big enoguh and she didnt listen.. then she missed all the stuff and realised I was right
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Campusanis
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George W. Bush:
" ... is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
Read it to today on some "Did you know..." sheet. xD
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Wolf
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, thats really sad grammer...
"We Is Educated..." - ebaumsworld.com
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink : when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day!"
((Guess who was out drinking again))
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